Triple Choice

There is a triple choice in this life: to be, not to be, and not to ask silly questions.

Obtrusive Thing

Mass media is the most obtrusive thing in the world.

One Life

If you can save one life, save two.

Real Linguistics

There are only two languages in the world: Semitic and anti-Semitic.

Hope

A man who hopes for the best is an idiot, but nobody is hoping for the worst.