Friday, May 31, 2013

Triple Choice

There is a triple choice in this life: to be, not to be, and not to ask silly questions.

Obtrusive Thing

Mass media is the most obtrusive thing in the world.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Real Linguistics

There are only two languages in the world: Semitic and anti-Semitic.

Friday, May 3, 2013

Hope

A man who hopes for the best is an idiot, but nobody is hoping for the worst.